Alligator Alcatraz
Don’t wait—this is a pre-order and limited one-time run. Once it’s gone, it’s closed out forever. That means no restocks, no reruns, and no second chances. If you want to claim your unofficial tourist design of Alligator Alcatraz, now is the time.
Relentless Defender presents a bold and hilarious tribute to Florida’s newest viral legend.
Alligator Alcatraz. This one-of-a-kind design captures the humor, chaos, and unmistakable Florida energy in a parody that looks like a vintage vacation postcard… just with more gators and way less chill.
Featuring a vibrant and eye-catching scene, the artwork includes a moat filled with alligators, swaying palm trees, and a high-security prison surrounded by sun-drenched madness. It’s the kind of destination you wouldn’t dare visit, but you’ll definitely want this shirt in your collection.
Designed with that nostalgic vacation vibe, this parody tee delivers laughs while highlighting one of the wildest headlines to hit the Sunshine State. It’s perfect for anyone who loves Florida’s reputation, enjoys a good joke, or simply appreciates creative and conversation-starting gear.
Get yours before it disappears into the Florida heat forever.
LIMITED. WILD. RELENTLESS.
Shipping begins soon. Pre-order now—because Alligator Alcatraz waits for no one.
Cut & Materials
We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Our tees are made with the good stuff:
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Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.
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Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.
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Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.
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Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.
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Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.
Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!
Production Policy
We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.
Shipping Policy
We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.
Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.
Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.
