Dad Bod
Level up, legends—because the Dad Bod has officially entered the game! This hilarious parody design mashes up retro gaming nostalgia with real-life dad vibes in a way that’s both iconic and undeniably relatable.
Inspired by the classic Pac-Man logo, this tee features a reimagined arcade hero chomping his way through the essentials of fatherhood: a burger, a slice of pizza, and an ice-cold beer. Above the action-packed feast, the phrase “DAD BOD” takes center stage, with the ultimate rally cry underneath: “Level Up.” Because let’s face it—dad life isn’t a downgrade. It’s a whole new high score in comfort, confidence, and carbs.
Whether you’re a new dad, a seasoned pro, or just proudly sporting the physique of someone who knows their way around a grill and a recliner, this shirt is for you. It’s a celebration of the body built not in gyms, but in backyards, living rooms, and weekend BBQs. No shame. No filters. Just fatherhood, fun, and a few extra calories along the way.
Printed on our premium, ultra-soft material, this tee offers next-level comfort while serving up maximum laughs. It’s the perfect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any day you want to remind the world that the Dad Bod is here to stay—and it’s dominating every level.
Perfect for wearing to the game, tackling honey-do lists, or chasing kids through the house like a joystick-controlled champion, this design combines nostalgia and real life in the most epic way possible.
EAT. GAME. NAP. REPEAT. STAY RELENTLESS.
Cut & Materials
We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Our tees are made with the good stuff:
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Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.
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Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.
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Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.
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Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.
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Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.
Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!
Production Policy
We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.
Shipping Policy
We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.
Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.
Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.
