DadPool
He’s survived diaper blowouts, sleepless nights, busted lawnmowers, and weekend honey-do lists—now he’s finally earned a little time in the pool. Introducing DadPool, the ultimate parody design for the dad who’s still a hero… just with more belly and beer than bullets and blades.
This hilarious twist on the iconic anti-hero reimagines him in full dad-mode: lounging in a half-deflated pool float, rocking a tropical shirt, sporting that glorious dad bod, and raising a cold one in honor of his greatest mission—fatherhood. Just SPF 100 and a well-deserved break from life’s chaos.
The design captures the spirit of the everyday warrior who fights battles at work, tackles DIY disasters at home, and still finds time to be a legendary father. Because sometimes, even the toughest heroes need to kick back with a beer and let the world wait. DadPool represents the dads who’ve traded katanas for cargo shorts and proudly carry their battle scars in the form of love handles and laugh lines.
Printed on our ultra-soft premium tees, this shirt brings next-level comfort to the hardest-working men we know. It’s the perfect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any day you want to remind the world that dad life is just as heroic as saving the universe—only with more snacks and fewer explosions.
Whether you’re poolside, grill-side, or just owning your dad status with unapologetic pride, this design will hit home with anyone who knows that being a dad is the real superhero gig.
RELAX HARD. DAD HARDER. STAY RELENTLESS.
Cut & Materials
We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Our tees are made with the good stuff:
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Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.
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Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.
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Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.
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Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.
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Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.
Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!
Production Policy
We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.
Shipping Policy
We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.
Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.
Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.
