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Dispatch University

$29.95 – $31.95

Dispatch University – Where Chaos Meets Control

Welcome to Dispatch University, where the curriculum is intense, the hours are unpredictable, and the degree is earned through real-world experience. This fun and stylish design is a tribute to 911 dispatchers—the unsung heroes who serve as the lifeline between emergency responders and the communities they protect.

Designed in the style of a classic college logo, this graphic features a headset front and center, symbolizing the constant communication and quick decision-making that define the job. The words “Major in Chaos, Minor in Sarcasm” sit proudly underneath, capturing the unique mix of high-pressure problem-solving and humor that every seasoned dispatcher develops.

For those who have spent countless hours managing emergencies, calming panicked callers, and directing first responders with precision, Dispatch University is more than a design—it’s a badge of honor. It represents the experience, resilience, and quick wit required to thrive in one of the most demanding professions.

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Dispatch University Shirt
Dispatch University
$29.95 – $31.95

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Dispatch University – Where Chaos Meets Control

Welcome to Dispatch University, where the curriculum is intense, the hours are unpredictable, and the degree is earned through real-world experience. This fun and stylish design is a tribute to 911 dispatchers—the unsung heroes who serve as the lifeline between emergency responders and the communities they protect.

Designed in the style of a classic college logo, this graphic features a headset front and center, symbolizing the constant communication and quick decision-making that define the job. The words “Major in Chaos, Minor in Sarcasm” sit proudly underneath, capturing the unique mix of high-pressure problem-solving and humor that every seasoned dispatcher develops.

For those who have spent countless hours managing emergencies, calming panicked callers, and directing first responders with precision, Dispatch University is more than a design—it’s a badge of honor. It represents the experience, resilience, and quick wit required to thrive in one of the most demanding professions.

Crafted from high-quality materials, this shirt delivers both comfort and durability, making it perfect for shift work, off-duty wear, or just repping your dispatcher pride. Whether you’re gifting it to a 911 operator or wearing it yourself, this design is a must-have for those who answer the call every time.

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Cut & Materials

We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.

Our tees are made with the good stuff:

  • Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.

  • Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.

  • Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.

  • Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.

  • Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.

Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!

Size Chart – Let’s Keep It Real

All of our shirts are unisex, which means they’re made to look great on anyone — whether you’re built like a linebacker or a latte-loving bookworm. We keep things simple, but stylish. That said, sizes are estimates, not science. If you’re on the fence between two, we recommend sizing up — especially if you’re not into the fitted look.

Our tees are made with an athletic cut — a little more tailored through the body, with slimmer sleeves that show off the work you’ve been putting in (or at least make it look like you have).

As for the size chart visuals:
Yes, you saw those lovely models. And no, we did not include weight or height labels for the women — because we like sleeping indoors and refuse to be in the dog house. So please… use the photos for reference, trust your gut, and if all else fails, hit us up — we’ve got your back.

Now go forth and choose wisely. Your perfect fit is waiting.

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Production Policy

We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.

Shipping Policy

We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.

Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.

Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.

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