My Back Hurts
Blast back in time—just not too fast or you’ll throw your back out! Introducing My Back Hurts, a hilarious parody design inspired by the iconic Back to the Future logo, but reimagined for those of us who’ve traded skateboards and DeLoreans for heating pads and ibuprofen.
This design is for the warriors of adulthood—the folks who can’t bend over without groaning, who throw their back out sneezing, and who now consider “sleeping wrong” a legitimate injury. Boldly featuring the words “My Back Hurts” in a style that pays homage to the beloved time-travel movie, this tee adds a dose of humor to the harsh reality of growing older (and stiffer).
Whether you’re a veteran of the daily grind or just someone who can predict the weather with your spine—this shirt gets you. It resonates with anyone who wakes up sore for no reason and wears that with pride. It’s funny because it’s true.
Crafted on our ultra-soft, premium-quality tee, this design brings comfort to those who need it most (ahem, all of us with back pain). Perfect for casual Fridays, weekend errands, or just lounging in your favorite recliner with a hot compress—this one’s made for laughs, nods, and knowing smirks from fellow sufferers.
My Back Hurts is more than just a funny shirt. It’s a badge of honor for the chronically sore, the perpetually stiff, and everyone who knows that “adulting” comes with a price—and that price is lower lumbar pain.
Cut & Materials
We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Our tees are made with the good stuff:
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Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.
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Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.
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Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.
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Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.
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Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.
Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!
Production Policy
We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.
Shipping Policy
We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.
Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.
Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.
