Native Texan
Introducing Native Texan, a fun and bold parody design for those who were born and raised in the Lone Star State and wouldn’t have it any other way. This design reimagines the iconic NASA logo with a proud twist, replacing it with the word Native, giving a whole new meaning to being launched in Texas.
Whether you’re from the Panhandle, the Hill Country, or deep in the heart of Houston, this design is your badge of origin. It’s for the locals who grew up with Friday night lights, backyard BBQs, bluebonnets in spring, and an unshakable pride in the land they call home.
The clean, retro-inspired logo is instantly recognizable but cleverly altered to show that Texas natives don’t just come from space programs, we come from a place that’s out of this world in its own right. With bold curves and a minimalist style, this shirt stands out without saying too much. Let the design speak for itself and watch fellow Texans nod in approval.
Printed on ultra-soft premium material, this shirt combines style, comfort, and a splash of humor. It’s perfect for weekend outings, Texas road trips, or anytime you want to subtly flex your state pride with a design that’s as clever as it is clean.
Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow Texan or claiming your own native roots, this is the perfect tee to celebrate where it all began. Because being a Native Texan isn’t just about geography, it’s about identity, heritage, and pride that runs as deep as the oil fields and as wide as the open sky.
BORN HERE. RAISED HERE. PROUD ALWAYS.
Grab your Native Texan tee now and rep your roots with style.
Cut & Materials
We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Our tees are made with the good stuff:
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Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.
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Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.
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Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.
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Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.
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Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.
Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!
Production Policy
We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.
Shipping Policy
We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.
Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.
Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.