PewPews

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PewPews: May 2025 Subscription

Say hello to snack time with serious firepower—introducing PewPews, our latest parody design that mixes classic flavor with full-blown Second Amendment freedom. Inspired by the iconic chip brand logo, this version has been reimagined with a tactical twist, perfect for those who love their liberty as much as their laughs.

In this bold and hilarious graphic, the familiar mustachioed mascot is now geared up for action—rocking full tactical gear, night vision goggles, and dual-wielding pistols with confidence. It’s the ultimate mashup of nostalgia and firepower, perfect for patriots who proudly exercise their right to bear arms.

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PewPews
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PewPews: May 2025 Subscription

Say hello to snack time with serious firepower—introducing PewPews, our latest parody design that mixes classic flavor with full-blown Second Amendment freedom. Inspired by the iconic chip brand logo, this version has been reimagined with a tactical twist, perfect for those who love their liberty as much as their laughs.

In this bold and hilarious graphic, the familiar mustachioed mascot is now geared up for action—rocking full tactical gear, night vision goggles, and dual-wielding pistols with confidence. It’s the ultimate mashup of nostalgia and firepower, perfect for patriots who proudly exercise their right to bear arms.

The word “PewPews” sits prominently below the design, a playful nod to the unmistakable sound of freedom and the gear-loving gun culture that surrounds it. Whether you’re a range regular, weekend warrior, or simply believe in protecting your rights, this design lets everyone know where you stand—with a smirk and a side of pew.

Crafted with the same high-quality materials that Relentless Defender is known for, this shirt brings comfort and durability to your everyday wear. Whether you’re heading to the range, grilling with fellow 2A supporters, or just making a statement, this shirt is the perfect mix of humor, heritage, and heavy firepower.

Fun, fearless, and fully loaded, PewPews belongs in every gun-loving American’s collection. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a walking declaration of liberty, tactical style, and unapologetic pride in the Second Amendment.

LOCK. LOAD. LAUGH. STAY RELENTLESS.

Cut & Materials:

A large portion of our designs are very detailed and hand drawn by our talented and gifted artists. For this reason, we use state-of-the-art digital apparel printing machines to provide the most clear and vibrant print image possible.

Our blank tees are made of the following:

  • Soft, Premium 60/40 Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton & Polyester Blend
  • This Material is not only Soft and Stretchy, but the Higher Quality, Ring-Spun Cotton provides a Lighter, more Breathable wear
  • Athletic Cut (so be sure to order one size larger if you prefer a looser fit)
  • Tear Away Tags for an itch-free wear
  • Machine Wash Cold
  • Tumble Dry Low
  • Double Needle Stitching for Durability

USA MADE OPTION

    • USA made options are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

*Please note: Because of our digital printing technique, we recommend washing Relentless Defender Apparel Graphic Print apparel items before first wear for the softest feel.

Size Chart:

Size Chest Body Length Sleeve Length
S 38” 28” 8”
M 41” 29” 12
L 44” 30” 9”
XL 48” 31” 12
2XL 52” 32” 10”
3XL 56” 33” 10 12

Production:

We strive to get every order on its way to you as fast as possible.  For in stock items, this usually means orders will ship the same day they’re ordered.  Holidays, weekends, and large rushes may cause slight delays.

Please be aware that some out of stock items may take several days for production.

Shipping Policy:

We ship using USPS and UPS. ReLEntless Defender does not control either entity and therefore is not responsible for any package(s) turned over to the shipping provider. ReLEntless Defender is not responsible for packages that are late, stolen, lost, or packages sent to the wrong address (due to customer entering error). The customer is responsible for filing all claims. ReLEntless Defender is not responsible for any package(s) once it is in the hands of USPS, FedEx, and/or UPS.