PewPews: May 2025 Subscription
Say hello to snack time with serious firepower—introducing PewPews, our latest parody design that mixes classic flavor with full-blown Second Amendment freedom. Inspired by the iconic chip brand logo, this version has been reimagined with a tactical twist, perfect for those who love their liberty as much as their laughs.
In this bold and hilarious graphic, the familiar mustachioed mascot is now geared up for action—rocking full tactical gear, night vision goggles, and dual-wielding pistols with confidence. It’s the ultimate mashup of nostalgia and firepower, perfect for patriots who proudly exercise their right to bear arms.
The word “PewPews” sits prominently below the design, a playful nod to the unmistakable sound of freedom and the gear-loving gun culture that surrounds it. Whether you’re a range regular, weekend warrior, or simply believe in protecting your rights, this design lets everyone know where you stand—with a smirk and a side of pew.
Crafted with the same high-quality materials that Relentless Defender is known for, this shirt brings comfort and durability to your everyday wear. Whether you’re heading to the range, grilling with fellow 2A supporters, or just making a statement, this shirt is the perfect mix of humor, heritage, and heavy firepower.
Fun, fearless, and fully loaded, PewPews belongs in every gun-loving American’s collection. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a walking declaration of liberty, tactical style, and unapologetic pride in the Second Amendment.
LOCK. LOAD. LAUGH. STAY RELENTLESS.
Cut & Materials
We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Our tees are made with the good stuff:
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Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.
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Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.
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Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.
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Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.
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Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.
Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!
Production Policy
We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.
Shipping Policy
We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.
Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.
Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.
