Raised on Hose Water
UNFILTERED. UNAPOLOGETIC. RELENTLESS.
Throw it back to the good ol’ days with Raised on Hose Water, a nostalgic and hilarious parody design that pays tribute to a generation that grew up unfiltered, unapologetic, and just a little sunburned.
Inspired by the iconic sports drink branding, this design swaps out hydration formulas for backyard fun—featuring the familiar lightning bolt and a coiled water hose dripping with the only “sports drink” we needed growing up. Boldly stamped across the front are the words “Raised on Hose Water”, with the tagline “Unfiltered & Unapologetic” right below—because let’s face it, we didn’t need bottled water or iPads to survive. We had dirt, daylight, and a garden hose.
This shirt is a celebration of the fearless, scrappy, play-’til-the-streetlights-come-on kind of childhood that built character (and maybe a little immunity). It’s for the ones who got their electrolytes straight from the backyard spigot and lived to tell the tale. Whether you were bombing hills on your bike, building forts out of scrap wood, or getting into good trouble with neighborhood friends, this design taps into memories that never fade.
Printed on our ultra-soft, premium tees, it’s the perfect addition to any wardrobe that values humor, heritage, and a heavy dose of throwback pride. Whether you’re at the BBQ, the ballpark, or just swapping stories with your crew, this shirt’s gonna spark some serious nostalgia—and maybe a few laughs along the way.
Fun, bold, and dripping in attitude, Raised on Hose Water is more than just a shirt—it’s a badge of honor for a generation that made the most of every summer, one sip at a time.
Cut & Materials
We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Our tees are made with the good stuff:
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Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.
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Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.
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Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.
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Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.
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Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.
Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!
Production Policy
We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.
Shipping Policy
We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.
Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.
Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.
