Raised on Hose Water
UNFILTERED. UNAPOLOGETIC. RELENTLESS.
Throw it back to the good ol’ days with Raised on Hose Water, a nostalgic and hilarious parody design that pays tribute to a generation that grew up unfiltered, unapologetic, and just a little sunburned.
Inspired by the iconic sports drink branding, this design swaps out hydration formulas for backyard fun—featuring the familiar lightning bolt and a coiled water hose dripping with the only “sports drink” we needed growing up. Boldly stamped across the front are the words “Raised on Hose Water”, with the tagline “Unfiltered & Unapologetic” right below—because let’s face it, we didn’t need bottled water or iPads to survive. We had dirt, daylight, and a garden hose.
This shirt is a celebration of the fearless, scrappy, play-’til-the-streetlights-come-on kind of childhood that built character (and maybe a little immunity). It’s for the ones who got their electrolytes straight from the backyard spigot and lived to tell the tale. Whether you were bombing hills on your bike, building forts out of scrap wood, or getting into good trouble with neighborhood friends, this design taps into memories that never fade.
Printed on our ultra-soft, premium tees, it’s the perfect addition to any wardrobe that values humor, heritage, and a heavy dose of throwback pride. Whether you’re at the BBQ, the ballpark, or just swapping stories with your crew, this shirt’s gonna spark some serious nostalgia—and maybe a few laughs along the way.
Fun, bold, and dripping in attitude, Raised on Hose Water is more than just a shirt—it’s a badge of honor for a generation that made the most of every summer, one sip at a time.
Cut & Materials:
A large portion of our designs are very detailed and hand drawn by our talented and gifted artists. For this reason, we use state-of-the-art digital apparel printing machines to provide the most clear and vibrant print image possible.
Our blank tees are made of the following:
- Soft, Premium 60/40 Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton & Polyester Blend
- This Material is not only Soft and Stretchy, but the Higher Quality, Ring-Spun Cotton provides a Lighter, more Breathable wear
- Athletic Cut (so be sure to order one size larger if you prefer a looser fit)
- Tear Away Tags for an itch-free wear
- Machine Wash Cold
- Tumble Dry Low
- Double Needle Stitching for Durability
USA MADE OPTION
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- USA made options are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
*Please note: Because of our digital printing technique, we recommend washing Relentless Defender Apparel Graphic Print apparel items before first wear for the softest feel.
Production:
We strive to get every order on its way to you as fast as possible. For in stock items, this usually means orders will ship the same day they’re ordered. Holidays, weekends, and large rushes may cause slight delays.
Please be aware that some out of stock items may take several days for production.
Shipping Policy:
We ship using USPS and UPS. ReLEntless Defender does not control either entity and therefore is not responsible for any package(s) turned over to the shipping provider. ReLEntless Defender is not responsible for packages that are late, stolen, lost, or packages sent to the wrong address (due to customer entering error). The customer is responsible for filing all claims. ReLEntless Defender is not responsible for any package(s) once it is in the hands of USPS, FedEx, and/or UPS.
