Republic of Texas – The Real Republic
From our bold and unapologetic Texas Collection comes Republic of Texas, a hilarious and pride-packed parody that gives a Lone Star twist to a familiar West Coast classic. Inspired by the iconic California state flag, this design flips the script, with a few unmistakably Texan upgrades.
In place of the California grizzly bear stands a true symbol of the South: a rugged armadillo, known for its toughness and resilience. Overlaying the armadillo is the silhouette of the State of Texas, reminding everyone exactly which republic this design stands for. Below, the words “REPUBLIC OF TEXAS” proudly replace the original state name, making it clear that TEXAS is where real independence lives.
This design isn’t just funny, it’s loaded with meaning. The armadillo represents survival, grit, and the kind of no-nonsense pride that defines Texans from the Panhandle to the Gulf Coast. By combining classic flag elements with a rebellious edge, this shirt captures the spirit of a state that was once its own country, and still acts like it.
Printed on our ultra-soft premium tees, this design offers unbeatable comfort with a message that’s sure to get double-takes and nods of respect. Whether you’re a native Texan, a transplant who found your true home, or just someone who believes in freedom, pride, and a touch of humor, this one’s for you.
Wear it at the next cookout, tailgate, rodeo, or just on a casual weekend when you want to remind the world that Texas doesn’t follow, it leads.
BOLD. FREE. RELENTLESS.
Grab the Republic of Texas design now and rep your state with a style as strong and unique as the Lone Star itself.
Cut & Materials
We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Our tees are made with the good stuff:
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Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.
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Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.
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Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.
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Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.
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Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.
Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!
Production Policy
We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.
Shipping Policy
We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.
Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.
Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.
