Soak and Destroy
Prepare for splashdown with Soak and Destroy, the ultimate throwback parody design that takes you back to the glory days of backyard battles and full-blown water warfare. Inspired by those epic summer days when Super Soakers ruled the battlefield, this design merges childhood nostalgia with tactical fun in a way only Relentless Defender can deliver.
This shirt features a bold mashup of water fight mayhem and elite tactics, introducing the SWAT: Summer Water Assault Team. With brightly colored blasters, gear-clad warriors, and all the attitude of a real tactical unit (just wetter), the design captures the essence of those epic neighborhood showdowns where victory meant soaking your friends into surrender.
Soak and Destroy isn’t just a shirt, it’s a badge of honor for those who grew up in the trenches of summer fun. From ambushes behind garden hoses to high-stakes missions across the slip-n-slide, this design pays tribute to the backyard legends who took water fights to the next level.
Printed on our ultra-soft, premium-quality tees, this shirt delivers comfort, style, and a healthy dose of nostalgia. Whether you were the one with the biggest blaster or just the fastest runner, this design brings you right back to the days of no rules, no mercy, and no one staying dry.
Perfect for summer BBQs, pool parties, or just showing off your battle-tested fun side, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who remembers that water was once the weapon of choice—and fun was the only mission.
LOAD UP. SOAK HARD. STAY RELENTLESS.
Grab your Soak and Destroy shirt now and let the water wars begin again.
Cut & Materials
We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Our tees are made with the good stuff:
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Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.
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Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.
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Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.
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Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.
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Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.
Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!
Production Policy
We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.
Shipping Policy
We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.
Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.
Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.
