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Stay Strapped “Always ready for S’More”

Introducing Strapped, a bold and unapologetic parody design that merges pop culture with the warrior mindset. Inspired by the iconic figure, this graphic reimagines the classic marshmallow man as a battle-ready force, carrying an AR15 and embracing the philosophy of unwavering preparedness. With the powerful phrase “Stay Strapped” replacing the original branding, this design embodies the relentless commitment to defending and protecting what matters most.

Beneath the centerpiece of the artwork, the name Relentless Defender is prominently displayed, reinforcing the brand’s dedication to those who live with a warrior’s spirit. The tagline “Always Ready for S’More” adds a clever twist—whether it’s more training, more resilience, or more readiness, this design represents those who never back down from a fight and always stand prepared for whatever challenges lie ahead.

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Strapped Shirt
Strapped
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Stay Strapped “Always ready for S’More”

Introducing Strapped, a bold and unapologetic parody design that merges pop culture with the warrior mindset. Inspired by the iconic figure, this graphic reimagines the classic marshmallow man as a battle-ready force, carrying an AR15 and embracing the philosophy of unwavering preparedness. With the powerful phrase “Stay Strapped” replacing the original branding, this design embodies the relentless commitment to defending and protecting what matters most.

Beneath the centerpiece of the artwork, the name Relentless Defender is prominently displayed, reinforcing the brand’s dedication to those who live with a warrior’s spirit. The tagline “Always Ready for S’More” adds a clever twist—whether it’s more training, more resilience, or more readiness, this design represents those who never back down from a fight and always stand prepared for whatever challenges lie ahead.

This exclusive release is for those who understand that being armed isn’t just about carrying—it’s about mindset, vigilance, and standing strong in the face of adversity. Whether you’re a protector, a patriot, or someone who believes in the fundamental right to defend, Strapped is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.

Crafted from premium-quality materials, this shirt offers a comfortable fit with durability that can withstand the toughest missions—whether that’s at the range, on duty, or simply making a statement in everyday life.

Cut & Materials

We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.

Our tees are made with the good stuff:

  • Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.

  • Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.

  • Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.

  • Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.

  • Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.

Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!

Size Chart – Let’s Keep It Real

All of our shirts are unisex, which means they’re made to look great on anyone — whether you’re built like a linebacker or a latte-loving bookworm. We keep things simple, but stylish. That said, sizes are estimates, not science. If you’re on the fence between two, we recommend sizing up — especially if you’re not into the fitted look.

Our tees are made with an athletic cut — a little more tailored through the body, with slimmer sleeves that show off the work you’ve been putting in (or at least make it look like you have).

As for the size chart visuals:
Yes, you saw those lovely models. And no, we did not include weight or height labels for the women — because we like sleeping indoors and refuse to be in the dog house. So please… use the photos for reference, trust your gut, and if all else fails, hit us up — we’ve got your back.

Now go forth and choose wisely. Your perfect fit is waiting.

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Production Policy

We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.

Shipping Policy

We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.

Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.

Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.

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