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Taserade

$29.95 – $31.95

TASERADE: Get ready to charge up with one of our most electrifying designs yet—TASERADE, a bold and hilarious parody that’s part of our Law Enforcement Collection. Inspired by the iconic sports drink logo, this design adds a jolt of law enforcement humor by flipping it into something every cop knows well: compliance by Taser.

Front and center, the design features a lightning bolt emblem with the word TASERADE—a playful twist that swaps electrolytes for electricity. Just beneath the logo is the perfect tagline: “Taste of Compliance” Because sometimes, a little zap is all it takes to refresh someone’s attitude.

Made for officers who love a good laugh, this design brings comic relief to the job, while still repping the tools of the trade. Whether you’re cop or just support the blue line, this is the kind of shirt that turns heads and sparks conversations.

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Taserade
Taserade
$29.95 – $31.95

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Taserade + 2024 Honor the Fallen Challenge Coin
Price for both: $49.94

TASERADE: Get ready to charge up with one of our most electrifying designs yet—TASERADE, a bold and hilarious parody that’s part of our Law Enforcement Collection. Inspired by the iconic sports drink logo, this design adds a jolt of law enforcement humor by flipping it into something every cop knows well: compliance by Taser.

Front and center, the design features a lightning bolt emblem with the word TASERADE—a playful twist that swaps electrolytes for electricity. Just beneath the logo is the perfect tagline: “Taste of Compliance” Because sometimes, a little zap is all it takes to refresh someone’s attitude.

Made for officers who love a good laugh, this design brings comic relief to the job, while still repping the tools of the trade. Whether you’re cop or just support the blue line, this is the kind of shirt that turns heads and sparks conversations.

Part parody, part pride—this shirt is perfect for range day, shift briefings, or just kicking back after a long tour. It’s also a great gift for any cop who’s ever had to yell “TASER! TASER! TASER!” while keeping a straight face.

Designed with quality and comfort in mind, it’s printed on our ultra-soft premium tees so you can stay relentless whether you’re chasing compliance or just chasing coffee.

If you like your gear with grit, humor, and a nod to the real tools of the trade, this one’s for you.

Charge up your wardrobe—get TASERADE today.

LAUGH HARD. ENFORCE HARDER. STAY RELENTLESS.

Cut & Materials

We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.

Our tees are made with the good stuff:

  • Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.

  • Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.

  • Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.

  • Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.

  • Machine wash cold & tumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.

Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!

Size Chart – Let’s Keep It Real

All of our shirts are unisex, which means they’re made to look great on anyone — whether you’re built like a linebacker or a latte-loving bookworm. We keep things simple, but stylish. That said, sizes are estimates, not science. If you’re on the fence between two, we recommend sizing up — especially if you’re not into the fitted look.

Our tees are made with an athletic cut — a little more tailored through the body, with slimmer sleeves that show off the work you’ve been putting in (or at least make it look like you have).

As for the size chart visuals:
Yes, you saw those lovely models. And no, we did not include weight or height labels for the women — because we like sleeping indoors and refuse to be in the dog house. So please… use the photos for reference, trust your gut, and if all else fails, hit us up — we’ve got your back.

Now go forth and choose wisely. Your perfect fit is waiting.

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Production Policy

We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.

Shipping Policy

We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.

Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.

Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.

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