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Divorced Since 1776

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“Divorced Since 1776,” a graphic design that powerfully symbolizes the United States’ declaration of independence. This unique design features an image of the US Constitution, with the term “Divorced Since 1776” prominently displayed, signifying the nation’s break from colonial rule and the birth of its sovereignty. It’s a creative and impactful way to celebrate the spirit of freedom and independence that defines the United States.

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Relentless Defender’s “Divorced Since 1776”: A Bold Celebration of Independence

Relentless Defender Apparel introduces “Divorced Since 1776,” a graphic design that powerfully symbolizes the United States’ declaration of independence. This unique design features an image of the US Constitution, with the term “Divorced Since 1776” prominently displayed, signifying the nation’s break from colonial rule and the birth of its sovereignty. It’s a creative and impactful way to celebrate the spirit of freedom and independence that defines the United States.

“Divorced Since 1776” is more than just a shirt; it’s a statement of pride and a reminder of the historical moment when the United States boldly proclaimed its independence. The design cleverly compares the nation’s emancipation to a divorce, marking the end of colonial ties and the start of a new, self-determined path. It’s a celebration of the courage and vision of the founding fathers, who dared to envision a free and independent nation.

Wearing “Divorced Since 1776” is a way to show your pride in America’s heritage and to honor the sacrifices made for freedom. It’s a design that resonates with the core values of liberty and self-governance.

Why choose the “Divorced Since 1776” design? Because it represents a pivotal moment in history with a modern twist. It’s a way to connect with the past while making a contemporary statement. The quality of the graphic and the attention to detail make it not just a piece of apparel but a piece of art that you’ll be proud to wear.

Whether you’re celebrating Independence Day, attending a historical event, or simply expressing your patriotism, “Divorced Since 1776” is the perfect way to do it. It’s a design that’s as bold as it is meaningful, as educational as it is entertaining.

In a world where history shapes our present and future, choose to honor it in a unique way. Choose pride. Choose independence. Choose the “Divorced Since 1776” design by Relentless Defender.

Cut & Materials

We don’t just slap designs on shirts! Most of our artwork is unique and hand-drawn by our insanely talented artists, and we use top-tier real screen printing (not that digital print BS) to make sure every detail pops. No blurry junk here — just bold, crisp graphics that hold up wash after wash.

Our tees are made with the good stuff:

  • Premium 60/40 blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester — soft, stretchy, and breathable.

  • Athletic cut — fitted to make you look sharp. Prefer a looser fit? Go up a size.

  • Tear-away tags — because no one has time for itchy necks.

  • Double-needle stitching — built to last through whatever you throw at it.

  • Machine wash coldtumble dry low — easy care for your everyday gear.

Bottom line: Our shirts feel just as good as they look — and they’re made to be worn, not babied!

Size Chart – Let’s Keep It Real

All of our shirts are unisex, which means they’re made to look great on anyone — whether you’re built like a linebacker or a latte-loving bookworm. We keep things simple, but stylish. That said, sizes are estimates, not science. If you’re on the fence between two, we recommend sizing up — especially if you’re not into the fitted look.

Our tees are made with an athletic cut — a little more tailored through the body, with slimmer sleeves that show off the work you’ve been putting in (or at least make it look like you have).

As for the size chart visuals:
Yes, you saw those lovely models. And no, we did not include weight or height labels for the women — because we like sleeping indoors and refuse to be in the dog house. So please… use the photos for reference, trust your gut, and if all else fails, hit us up — we’ve got your back.

Now go forth and choose wisely. Your perfect fit is waiting.

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Production Policy

We know you’re excited to get your gear, and we’re just as excited to send it. For most in-stock items, we our tail off to ship the same day you order — because nobody likes waiting. That said, weekends, holidays, or an unexpected avalanche of orders (it happens!) might slow things down just a bit. If something you grabbed is out of stock or needs to be made just for you, it might take a few extra days. We’ll keep things moving and keep you in the loop.


Shipping Policy

We ship with USPS and UPS — the usual suspects. Once your package leaves our hands, it’s off on its own adventure. You’ll get a tracking number (or you can log into your account) so you can follow along like a proud parent.

Now, as much as we’d love to command the shipping universe (if we did, it would obviously be RELENTLESS), we don’t control what happens once your package is in the hands of USPS or UPS. If it gets delayed, misdelivered (especially if there was a typo in the shipping address), or vanishes into the shipping void — we feel your pain and we’ve got your back. While we can’t take official responsibility after handoff, we’ll help however we can — including pointing you in the right direction to file a claim and offering moral support while you yell at your mailbox.

Unless… you added Shielded Shipping™ at checkout for just $0.92 — then you’re in luck. If your package is confirmed lost, we’ll ship you a replacement. No hoops, no headaches. Just relentless support.